- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Doorbell salesman.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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