- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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