- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

I had sex. Just kidding.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

The penn state football administration

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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