what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

This one sucks!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

Dubstep < Music

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

poop

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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