Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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