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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

SC Johnson a Family Company

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Mitt Romney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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