How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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