- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Johan showering. . . AWK

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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