- Anti Joke

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Mitt Romney.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.