- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

I am on a escalator.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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