- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

My butt!!!!

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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