Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Penis

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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