There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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