Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ham sandwich

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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