What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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