- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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