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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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