Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Johan showering. . . AWK

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A jew go out of a bar

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Gestapo.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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