- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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