- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What's after 9/11? 9/12

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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