- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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