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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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