Dancing Potatoe!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

It's long!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

women's rights

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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