How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

knock, knock. come in.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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The 13th Amendment...

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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