- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

fack me!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

asian drivers.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

The penn state football administration

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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