- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

i'm not gay

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A Jew walks into a Furness

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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