What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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