You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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your mom

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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