What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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a retard lost...

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Anti Joke

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