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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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