- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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