How are you? Yes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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