- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Justin Beiber

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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