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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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