who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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the cast of the jersey shore

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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