Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Canada

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Penis.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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