bum sex lol

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Drunk irish man

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

dislike this...please.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Chrissy is funny.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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