What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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W.N.B.A.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Black People.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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