A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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24!

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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