A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Hearpin my durp

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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