- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

fack me!

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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