Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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