knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Yes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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