- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Farts smell bad!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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