- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A baby seal walks into a club...

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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