Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What's cold and icy? Ice

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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