- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Ryan Chang is funny.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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