- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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