how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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i'm not gay

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Reed is poopin

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Good boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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