- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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