One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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