Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Women.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

My butt!!!!

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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