- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

I enjoy anal.

Ebola

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where do babies come from? My garage

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What's wrong with woman Everything

I Have a Black Friend

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Please spell dyslexia.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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