- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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