Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Who is a knob? ross d

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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