- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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