- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Punch line.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's cold and icy? Ice

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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