Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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