- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Johan showering. . . AWK

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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