- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's cold and icy? Ice

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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