What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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