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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

I'm gay. No homo.

Alex Eggbert

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

why?

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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