- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Johan showering. . . AWK

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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