What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Mitt Romney.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

You just won the game...

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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