- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

twilight

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A horse cantered into a bar.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

I have no ideas.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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