Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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