Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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