How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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hello

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Alt F4

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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bum sex lol

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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