- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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