A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

I'm banging your sister.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Hey

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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