- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

I'm banging your sister.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A russian gives away vodka.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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