How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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#scabbers

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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WNBA

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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I like pom

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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