whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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how did the little girl die cancer

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Doorbell salesman.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Anti Joke

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