You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Joe Biden

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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It's long!

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