- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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