hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

peter charastabopouloulous

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Dani barton= lovely

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Anti Joke

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