What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Penis.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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