- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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