a man walks into horse bar

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

ROSS G IS OBESE

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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