What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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¿melano?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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