- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

It's long!

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