- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.