- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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