Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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