what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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