What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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KSI

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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