If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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