Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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