Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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KSI

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

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