a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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